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My Endless Love

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August 19

loving you

Would you mind

If I took the time to get to know you

Cause it’s been a while since all we been through

And even though I said my feelings wouldnt change

Nothing stays the same... ooh...

I can see

When I look in your eyes you mean no harm

It’s just the way you munipulate me with your charm

And I can tell the love I have for you still strong

And there ain’t nothin wrong with me still lovin you...

 

After all that we been through

Found myself still lovin you

But I think we need to take the time to get it right

Cause I never gave up on a good thing

Never gave up on the love we had

We just need to take it slow

 

In the past

You would act as if you don’t really care

You fight and argue almost anywhere

Lookin back sometimes I feel like such a fool

For putting up with you... ooh...

Baby please, understand if it seems I’m confused

Its just that it might take me

Some time to get used to you

When I think of all the things we used to do, baby

I just find myself still lovin you

 

After all that we been through

Found myself still lovin you

But I think we need to take the time to get it right

Cause I never gave up on a good thing

Never gave up on the love we had, baby

We just need to take it slow

 

I believe you and me had a chance to make this right

Oh baby if your heart is in it

I’m still with it

Even after all of this time has passed

Oo I’m still lovin you...

 

After all that we been through, yea

Found myself still lovin you

But I think we need to take the time to get it right

Cause I never gave up on a good thing

Never gave up on the love we had, baby

We just need to take it slow

 

After all that we been through

Found myself still lovin you

But I think we need to take the time to get it right

Cause I never gave up on a good thing, never give up

Never gave up on the love we had, love we had

We just need to take it slow

June 18

lost in you

There's no more waiting
Holding out for love
You are my Godsend
That I have been forever dreaming of
My angel from above
Heaven knows
I'm head over heels and it shows
I've played every field I suppose
But there's something about you
When you're around
Baby I have found
I get lost in you

What is this feeling
I've never known before
That I should touch you
Swearing to surrender ever more
That's what I came here for

Heaven knows
I'm head over heels and it shows
I've played every field I suppose
But there's something about you
When you're around
Baby I have found
I get lost in a wonderful daze
Lost in your wonderful ways

Heaven knows
When you're around
Baby I have found
I get lost

Heaven knows
I'm head over heels and it shows
I've played every field I suppose
But there's something about you
When you're around
Baby I have found
I get lost in you

miles to go

I would walk to the edge of the universe for you
Paint you a crimson sunset over sheltering skies
I could learn all the world dialects for you
Whisper sonnets in your ear discovering truth
I could never worship pagan gods around me
I will only follow the path that leads me
 to you baby... always

Every step I take for you
I will always defend, never pretend
That every breath I take for love
I could never be wrong, the journey is long
With miles to go before I sleep,
miles to go before I sleep...

I would carry the rock of Gibraltar just for you
Lifted like a pebble from the beach to the skies
I could build you a bridge that spans the ocean wide
But the greatest gift I give you
would be to stand by your side
Some can criticize and sit in judgment of us
But they can't take away the love
that lives inside us always

Every step I take for you
I will always defend, never pretend
That every breath I take for love
I could never be wrong, the journey is long
With miles to go before I sleep,
miles to go before I sleep...
I won't run from the changing signs along the highway
Let the rivers flow to the highest ground created

i have adream

I have a dream, a song to sing

 To help me cope with anything

If you see the wonder of a fairy tale

You can take the future even if you fail

I believe in angels

 Something good in everything I see

 I believe in angels

 When I know the time is right for me

 I’ll cross the stream - I have a dream

 I have a dream, a fantasy

To help me through reality

 And my destination makes it worth the while

 Pushing through the darkness still another mile

 I believe in angels

 Something good in everything I see

 I believe in angels

When I know the time is right for me

 I’ll cross the stream - I have a dream

 I’ll cross the stream - I have a dream

 I hae a dream, a song to sing

 To help me cope with anything

If you see the wonder of a fairy tale

 You can take the future even if you fail

I believe in angels

 Something good in everything I see

 I believe in angels

 When I know the time is right for me

 I’ll cross the stream - I have a dream

when ever u call

Love wandered inside

Stronger then you

Stronger then I

And now that it has begun

We cannot turn back

We can only turn into one

 

I won't ever be too far away to feel you

And I won't hesitate at all

Whenever you call

And I'll always remember

The part of you so tender

I'll be the one to catch your fall

Whenever you call

 

And I'm truly inspired

Finding my soul

There in your eyes

And you have opened my heart

And lifted me inside

By showing me yourself

Undisguised

 

And I will breathe for you each day

Comfort you through all the pain

Gently kiss your fears away

You can turn to me and cry

Always understand that I

Give you all I am inside

 

And I won't ever be to far away to feel you

And I won't hesitate at all

Whenever you call

 

I'll alwasy rememberThat part of you so tender

And be the one to catch your fall

June 17

let's talk about love

Everywhere I go all the places that i’ve Been

Every smile is a new horizon on a land

I’ve never seen

There are people around the world -

Different faces different names

But there’s one true emotion that

Reminds me we’re the same...

Let’s talk about love

From the laughter of a child to the tears

Of a grown man

There’s a thread that runs right through us

All and helps us understand

As subtle as a breeze

 that fans a flicker To a flame

From the very first sweet melody to the

Very last refrain...

Let’s talk about love

Let’s talk about us

Let’s talk about life

Let’s talk about trust

Let’s talk about love

It’s the king of all who live and the

Queen of good hearts

It’s the ace you may keep up your

Sleeve - till the name is all but lost

As deep as any sea  

with the rage of Any storm

But as gentle as a falling leave on any

Autumn morn...

Let’s talk about love - it’s all we’re Needin’

Let’s talk about us - it’s the air we’re Breathin’

Let’s talk about life - I wanna know you

Let’s talk about trust

 and I wanna show You

Let’s talk about love



almost here

Did I hear you right
'cause I thought you said
Let's think it over
You have been my life
And I never planned
Growing old without you
Shadows bleeding through the light
Where the love once shined so bright
Came without a reason
Don't let go on us tonight
Love's not always black and white
Haven't I always loved you?
But when I need you
You're almost here
And I know that's not enough
And when I'm with you
I'm close to tears
'cause your only almost here
I would change the world
If I had a chance
Oh won't you let me
Treat me like a child
Throw your arms around me
Oh please protect me
Bruised and battered by your words
Dazed and shattered how it hurts
Haven't I always loved you
But when I need you
You're almost here
And I know that's not enough
And when I'm with you
I'm close to tears
'cause your only almost here
Bruised and battered by your words
Dazed and shattered now it hurts
Haven't I always loved you
But when I need you
You're almost here
Well I never knew how far behind i?d left you
And when I hold you your almost here
Well I'm sorry that I took our love for granted
And now I'm with you I'm close to tears
'cause I know I'm almost here
Only almost here

for your love

You are every part of me
And with every breath I take
Your love will light my way
And for every day I live
The promise that I made
Is I will never let you go babe
I swear I never knew love like this before
And for everything you are
I gotta make you know
For your love
And I’d give anything for your love
’cause baby I’d never make it alone
And forever I’ll stand by your side
I just gotta make you see yeah
I lonely live... for your love
When I was running out of faith
You still believed in me
And never let me fall
And the times I lost my way
You’re the one who held me up
And brought me through it all
I swear I never saw it like this before
’cause baby with your love you gave me
The reason to go on
And for your love
And I’d give anything for your love
’cause baby I’d never make it alone
And forever I’ll stand by your side
I just gotta make you see yeah
I lonely live... for your love
When I was running out of faith
You still believed in me
And never let me fall
And the times I lost my way
You’re the one who held me up
And brought me through it all
And everything I am
And all that I could be
Would mean nothing now
If you’re not with me
Shinin’ your light on me
When night is closin’ in
When I was weak
You were the one who made me strong
You gave me faith to carry on
And I’d give anything for your love
’cause baby I’d never make it alone
And forever I’ll stand by your side
I just gotta make you see yeah
I lonely live... for your love
When I was running out of faith
You still believed in me
And never let me fall
And the times I lost my way
You’re the one who held me up
And brought me through it all
 
May 25

top reasons why computers are male

Ten Top Reasons Computers Are Male!!

1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

2. A better model is always just around the corner.

3. They look nice and shiny, until you bring them home.

4. It is always necessary to have a backup.

5. They'll do whatever you say, if you push the right buttons.

6. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.

7. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

8. The lights are on but nobody's home.

9. Big power surges knock them out for the night.

10. Size does matter.

April 18

words

Smile an ever lasting smile
A smile can bring you near to me
Don't ever let me find you gone
'Cos that would bring a tear to me
This world has lost its glory
Let's start a brand new story
Now my love
You think that I don't even mean
A single word I say
It's only words
And words are all I have
To take your heart away
Talk in ever lasting words
And dedicate them all to me
And I will give you all my life
I'm hear if you should call to me
You think that I don't even mean
A single word I say
It's only words
And words are all I have
To take your heart away
It's only words
And words are all I have
To take your heart away
This world has lost its glory
Let's start a brand new story
Now my love
You think that I don't even mean
A single word I say
It's only words
And words are all I have
To take your heart away
It's only words
And words are all I have
To take your heart away
It's only words
And words are all I have
To take your heart away

Some Definitions

Some Definitions
   

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.


Etc.: A sign to make others believe,you know more than you actually do. 


Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test..


Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's. 


Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read. 


Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. 


Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after. 


Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. 


Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feelingyou have never felt before. 


Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.


Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on. 


Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage .. 


Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power .


Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody beleives he got the biggest piece 


Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present...


Opportunists: One who starts having a bath when he/she accidently falls in a river ... 


Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either". 


College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing. 


Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY 


Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. 


Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet" 


Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. 


Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

some facts

1. Coca-Cola was originally green.
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2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed .

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3.The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with .
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4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
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5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
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6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the
letters only on one row of the keyboard.
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7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
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8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
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9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you
sneeze,your heart stops for a millisecond.
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11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
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12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the
toughest tongue twister in the English language
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13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to
suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
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14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great ! king from history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
Hearts - Charlemagne
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15.111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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16.If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air,the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
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17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and
laser printers all have in common?

Ans. - All invented by women.
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18. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
Answer - Honey
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19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
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20. A snail can sleep for three years.
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21. All polar bears are left handed.
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22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one
olive from each salad served in first-class.
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23. Butterflies taste with their feet.
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24. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
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25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
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26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
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27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
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28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
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29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
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30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
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31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
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32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
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33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria
in your ear by 700 times.
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34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
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35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
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36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
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37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow   !!

April 11

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How you know you are living in 2006

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.


2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

 

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and
you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start ! tilting your head sideways to smile.

Egyptian Mind

Egyptian Mind

IT IS NOT A STORY BUT A TRUE INCIDENT THAT HAPPENED IN AMERICA.

An Egyptian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Egypt on
business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of
security for the loan, so the
Egyptian man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari
parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and
everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the  car as a collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the
Egyptian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Egyptian returns, repays the $5,000 and  the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000'"
The Egyptian replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my precious car
for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'"
April 09

"Not Romeo Not Juliet"

This is story about a boy and girl
Trying find a life in the big world
Somehow they're together
There ain't much to the mystery
Misery loves company
She just waves her hand and says whatever
Well this ain't love this ain't love this ain't love at all
And he says...
We're not Romeo we're not Juliet
Hw long does it take to fill this emptyness
We're just two lost souls and baby we got no regrets
We don't wanna say bye-bye
Babe it's just you and I
We're not Romeo we're not Juliet
He ain't pretty with his hard old heart
Second generation immigrant scars
And he knows that this ain't heaven - no
She's all skinny like a cigarette
And he's the only thing - the only thing that she respects
And he's trying to make it better
This ain't love this ain't love this ain't love at all
And she says...
We're not Romeo - not Juliet
You'd thought you'd seen it all - but you ain't seen nothin' yet
We're just two lost souls and baby we got no regrets
Now it's just you and I
We're nothin' unless we try
We're not Romeo - not Juliet
It has feel right but it never does
It has to be perfect but it never is
You wanna be sure but you never do
We're not Romeo or Juliet - it's just me and you
Ya it's just you and I
We're nothin' unless we try - oh no
We're not Romeo - not Juliet
No we're not - that's a fact

heal me

even though you're near me

I need you far away
To be an ocean
To build another way
I'll be broken
And I know it
But I just can't seem to find
Another way
Though you want to
Though you try to
You can't stop the rain
For the first time
It's not you
Who can heal me
I need some distance
To find another road
It's not so easy
Sorrow, such a heavy load
I'll be broken
And I show it
But I'm gonna have to live
Without you here
Though you want to
Though you try to
You can't stop the rain
For the first time
It's not you
Who can heal me
Poets say
As time's a case
A broken souls were mend
But you would come around again
So my sorrow's gonna end

But it's not you...
Heal me....
Though you want to
Though you try to
You can't stop the rain
For the first time
It's not you
Who can heal me

April 07

how many times how many lies

They would try to tell me something
Oh, but I was hearing nothing
When they said you was just playing me
I didn't listen I didn't want to
You couldn't find a blinder fool
Searching through the wreckage
Wondering why the message never got through
And I found I misplaced all of my faith
How could I put my faith in you?
How many times? How many lies?
How long you been sneaking?
How long you been creeping around?
How many lies? How many times?
Were you here deceiving
When I was here believing in you
I got to put the blame on myself
Should've known with everyone else
Just knowing they knew you was just bad news
I should've walked out I should've seen clear

I'm glad your are out of here
I've gone and thrown out all the records
All the ones that ever reminded me of you
I've gone and tore up all the pictures
'Cause there was not one shred of truth
How many times? How many lies?
How long you been sneaking?
How long you been creeping around?
How many lies? How many times?
Were you here decieving
When I was here believing in you
There were so many times
There were so many lies
I don't know why I stayed on you
There were so many days
There were so many games
I should've thrown you out
But now the game is through
I'll never trust in you I've finally got wise
I opened up my eyes Your game is over
I've gone and thrown out all the records
All the ones that ever reminded me of you
I've gone and tore up all the pictures
'Cause there was not one shred of truth
How many times? How many lies?
How long you been sneaking?
How long you been creeping around?
How many lies? How many times?
Were you here decieving
When I was here believing in you
How many times? How many lies?
How long you been sneaking?
How long you been creeping around?
How many lies? How many times?
Were you here decieving
When I was here believing in you
I opened up my eyes

April 05

if wishes were horses

Come with me you can wish upon a star
You can do all the things that you've longed to
And you won't have to wonder who you are
You can be anybody you want to
In a land full of promises and kings
All your best laid dreams are for catchin'
You can have the world to tie up on a string
Just close your eyes and imagine
If wishes were horses
Beggars would ride
All dreams and desires would ride along side
Worries and troubles would fall off behind
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride
To a land far or near come along
There's an all new-round everyday glow
Like the young girl sang in the song
"Somewhere over the rainbow"

April 03

yesterday

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh, I believe in yesterday

Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be
There's a shadow hanging over me.
Oh, I yesterday came suddenly

Why she had to go I don't know she wouldn't say
I said something wrong, now I long for yesterday

Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play
Now I need a place to hide away
Oh, I believe in yesterday

Why she had to go I don't know she wouldn't say
I said something wrong, now I long for yesterday

Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play
Now I need a place to hide away
Oh, I believe in yesterday


do i have to say the words

Rescue me from the mire
Whisper words of desire
Rescue me - darling rescue me
With your arms open wide
Want you here by my side
Come to me - darling rescue me
When this world's closing in
There's no need to pretend
Set me free - darling rescue me
I don't wanna let you go
So I'm standing in your way
I never needed anyone like I'm needin' you today
Do I have to say the words?
Do I have to tell the truth?
Do I have to shout it out?
Do I have to say a prayer?
Must I prove to you how good we are together?
Do I have to say the words
Rescue me from despair
Tell me you will be there
Rescue me - darlin' rescue me
Every dream that we share
Every cross that we bear
Come to me - darlin' rescue me

all for love

When it's love you give
I'll be a man of good faith.
then in love you live.
I'll make a stand. I won't break.
I'll be the rock you can build on,
be there when you're old,
to have and to hold.
When there's love inside
I swear I'll always be strong.
then there's a reason why.
I'll prove to you we belong.
I'll be the wal that protects you
from the wind and the rain,
from the hurt and pain. 
Let's make it all for one and all for love.
Let the one you hold be the one you want,
the one you need,
'cause when it's all for onee it's one for all.
When there's someone that should know
then just let your feelings show
and make it all for one and all for love. 
When it's love you make
I'll be the fire in your night.
then it's love you take.
I will defend, I will fight.
I'll be there when you need me.
When honor's at stake,
this vow I will make: 
that it's all for one and all for love.
Let the one be the one you want,
the one you need,
'cause when it's all for one it's one for all.
When there's someone that should know
then just let your feelings show
and make it all for one and all for love. 
Don't lay our love to rest
'cause we could stand up to you test.
We got everything and more than we had planned,
more than the rivers that run the land.
We've got it all in our hands. 
Now it's all for one and all for love.
It's all for love.
Let the one you hold be the one you want,
the one you need,
'cause when it's all for one it's one for all.
It's one for all.
When there's someone that should know
then just let your feelings show.
When there's someone that you want,
when there's someone that you need
let's make it all, all for one and all for love.
March 28

the coffe and the cups

A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university lecturer. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his guests coffee, the lecturer went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups: porcelain, plastic, glass, some plain-looking and some expensive and exquisite, telling them to help themselves to hot coffee.

 

When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the lecturer said: "If you noticed, all the nice-looking, expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones.

 

"While it is but normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress".

 

What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the better cups and are eyeing each other's cups." "Now, if Life is coffee, then the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, but the quality of Life doesn't change."

 

Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee in it."

 

So don't let the cups drive you...enjoy the coffee instead

March 23

stupid customrs realy funny

True telephone conversations recorded from various Help Desks around the U.K !!

 


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Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have ?
Customer: A white one...
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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button ?
Customer: Yes, but it's really stuck.
Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ...
Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry .
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Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left ?
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Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you ?
Customer: Hello... I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me ! I'm not Bill Gates damn it !
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[5]
Customer: Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
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Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer ?
Customer: No.
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Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am ?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
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Helpdesk: And now hit F8.
Customer: It's not working.
Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?
Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening. 
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 feet away.
Customer: OK
Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you ?
Customer: Yes
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work !
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Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a
capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer:Is that 7 in capital letters?
 
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A customer couldn't get on the internet.
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password ?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was ?
Customer: Five stars.
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[12]
Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
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[13]
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears !
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Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you?
Customer: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?
Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?
Customer: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be  helping me
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[15]
Helpdesk: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it ?
March 14

it only hurts when i'm breathing

Hope life's been good to you
since you've been gone
I'm doin' fine now--I've finally moved on
It's not so bad--I'm not that sad

I'm not surprised just how well I survived
I'm over the worst, and I feel so alive
I can't complain--I'm free again

And it only hurts when I'm breathing
My heart only breaks when it's beating
My dreams only die when I'm dreaming
So, I hold my breath--to forget

Don't think I'm lyin' 'round cryin' at night
There's no need to worry, I'm really all right
I've never looked back--as a matter of fact

It only hurts when I breathe

Mmm, no, I've never looked back--
as a matter fact

Hurts when I'm breathing
Breaks when it's beating
Die when I'm dreaming
It only hurts when I breathe
March 03

the one i gave my heart to

How could the one I gave my heart to, break my heart so bad?

How could the one who made me happy, make me feel so sad?

Won’t somebody tell me so I can understand?

If you love me, how could you hurt me like that?

How could the one I gave my world to, throw my world away?

How could the one that said I love you, say the things you said?

How could the one I was so true to, just tell me lies?

How could the one I gave my heart to, break this heart of mine?

Tell me......

 

How could u be so cold to me when I gave you everything?

All my love, all I had inside?

How can u just walk out the door?

How can u not love me anymore?

I thought we had forever....cant understand......

 

How could the one I shared my dreams with, take my dreams from me

How could the one that brought such pleasure, bring such misery?

Wont somebody tell me, somebody tell me please?

If you love me, how could you do that to me?

Tell me........

 

How can u just walk out the door?

How can you not love me anymore?

I thought we had forever, cant understand.....

 

How could the one I gave my heart to, break my heart so bad?

How could the one who made me happy, make me feel so sad

Won’t somebody tell me, so I can understand

If you love me, how could you hurt me like that?

 

How could the one I gave my world to, throw my world away?

How could the one who said I love you, say the things you said?

How could the one I was so true to, just tell me lies?

How could the one I gave my heart to

How could the one I gave my heart to, break this heart if mine?

Tell me....